Listen, I completely understand the idea of having well-dressed well groomed children. I will probably be buying my child baby Tretorns or Van’s someday. I don’t deny it. However, skinny jeans, a shemagh scarf and a grey peacoat? This kid dresses better than I do. Maybe it’s jealousy, but I used to sweat certain brands growing up and I truly believe that it made me a better person for having to EARN them later. Your four-year-old’s wardrobe shouldn’t be like this. That coat is gonna look really tattered once junior starts mushing his peanut-butter and jelly into it.

The little girl with the Chanel bag…don’t even get me started. This is just a temper tantrum waiting to happen when she doesn’t get her new $3000 Balienciaga bag at age 12.